Tonight at bedtime, my son Adrian asked, “How big do you think God’s turds are?”
“What kind of question is that?” I asked. “You know God is spirit.”
“Yeah but if he were real, how big do you think they’d be?”
What do you say? “As big as a school bus, now go to sleep.”

Kris Wiltse’s illustration for “Comforted” from the Mixed Emotions card deck.
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About petramartin
Petra Martin is the creator of the
Mixed Emotions card
deck, a tool that helps people put their feelings into words, and then use that information to make decisions, resolve conflicts, and solve problems. Petra also owns the
Whidbey Island Writer's Refuge, a place where those who create can get away and focus on their work.