Bedtime questions from a 9-year-old

Tonight at bedtime, my son Adrian asked, “How big do you think God’s turds are?”

“What kind of question is that?” I asked. “You know God is spirit.”

“Yeah but if he were real, how big do you think they’d be?”

What do you say? “As big as a school bus, now go to sleep.”


Kris Wiltse’s illustration for “Comforted” from the Mixed Emotions card deck.

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